God is Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid
remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some
college
courses between assignments. He had completed
missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan ... One of the courses
had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the
ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated,
GOD if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly
15 min.' The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when
the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor,
and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor
was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned,
and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor
eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and
asked, 'What
in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did
you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy
today protecting
America 's soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers!